It’s that moment
you realise you’re okay
that you doom yourself,
that you bring it down,
that things go wrong.

Don’t leave me low,
thinking it was me,
thinking I ruined it,
something kind of,
actually,
wonderful.

Feelings suck lots,
even though they didn’t
while we were cuddling,
smiling and sleeping,
I was happy.

Just talk to me.
Is it wrong to ask
if it was something
I did, said, spoke of?
Please, let’s just talk…

Let me tell you
how I’m feeling now
that you spoke to her,
lay next to her now,
instead of me…

I’ll be okay.
It’ll be alright.
If you don’t text me,
it’ll totally
be super cool.

So why do I want you to text me? It shouldn’t feel this way. Ugh. Emotions suck.

letitgoleviosa:

canadican:

rider-waite:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

MY HEART

(Source: xchaospixiex, via faythkiller)

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

(Source: humortrain, via faythkiller)

1kidsentertainment:

grawly:

grawly:

zachafalse:

yamasked:

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE

aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY

In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny. 
4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656
Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion. 
From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.
You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.
Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.
Un-fucking-believable.

And they’re all Mareep.
And you can only catch one Pokemon per battle, even in hoardes.

1kidsentertainment:

grawly:

grawly:

zachafalse:

yamasked:

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE

aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY

In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny. 

4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656

Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion. 

From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.

You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.

Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.

Un-fucking-believable.

And they’re all Mareep.

And you can only catch one Pokemon per battle, even in hoardes.

(via cherrlm)

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via werewolfjokewar)

towritecomicsonherarms:

xombiedirge:

Rocket: The Professional by Mike S. Miller


genius

oh man!!!!

towritecomicsonherarms:

xombiedirge:

Rocket: The Professional by Mike S. Miller

genius

oh man!!!!

(via jabberwockysuperfly)

dreadpiratekhan:

A Swedish woman hitting a neo-Nazi protester with her handbag. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor. [1985]

Volunteers learn how to fight fires at Pearl Harbor [c. 1941 - 1945]

A 106-year old Armenian woman protecting her home with an AK-47. [1990]

Komako Kimura, a prominent Japanese suffragist at a march in New York. [October 23, 1917]

Erika, a 15-year-old Hungarian fighter who fought for freedom against the Soviet Union. [October 1956]

Sarla Thakral, 21 years old, the first Indian woman to earn a pilot license. [1936]

Voting activist Annie Lumpkins at the Little Rock city jail. [1961]  
(freakin’ immaculate)
Source with more wonderful photos

dreadpiratekhan:


A Swedish woman hitting a neo-Nazi protester with her handbag. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor. [1985]

Volunteers learn how to fight fires at Pearl Harbor [c. 1941 - 1945]

A 106-year old Armenian woman protecting her home with an AK-47. [1990]

Komako Kimura, a prominent Japanese suffragist at a march in New York. [October 23, 1917]

Erika, a 15-year-old Hungarian fighter who fought for freedom against the Soviet Union. [October 1956]

Sarla Thakral, 21 years old, the first Indian woman to earn a pilot license. [1936]

Voting activist Annie Lumpkins at the Little Rock city jail. [1961]  

(freakin’ immaculate)

Source with more wonderful photos

(via oedipus-sex)

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via werewolfjokewar)

pokemon-personalities:

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 7 OR 8 AND MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WOULD GROW OUT OF POKEMON

HAHA

(via clumsyroyalknights)

killermuffins89:

innocenttmaan:

Andres Amador is an artist who uses the beach as his canvas, racing against the tide to create these large scale temporary masterpieces using a rake or stick ..

Andres’ creations are simply stunning and knowing that these delicate creations are temporary somehow makes them even more beautiful.

wow

(via mscoolcat)