skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

(via cakeblindness)

shwagerr:

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

i love this

(via jabberwockysuperfly)

"The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon."

— The stories fairytales don’t tell (via caliginosity-)

(via little-jupiter)

tumblrbot said: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

manofland:

Robots because they will enslave us shortly.

psyqt:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via saltpillar)

cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Mirrors and Windows by Gabriele Galimberti and Edoardo Dilelle

The portrait series draws insight into the lives of women across the world based on their intimate living spaces.While some have countless possessions, living in the lap of luxury, others are clearly not as fortunate.

The project states: “In a world that is increasingly shaped by global standardization and IKEA aesthetics, this work explores the rooms of the conventional and the eccentric, the rich and the poor, the mother and the single, the pious and the unbelieving, the sports-obsessed and the shopping-addicted, the tomboy and the girly-girl, the tidy and the shambolic… These bedrooms are the mirrors of the history, personality, culture, obsessions and social status of the girls that occupy them, but are also unique windows into these young women’s worlds.

Source: Gabriele Galimberti website

             Edoardo Delille website

(via mrbushytail)

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via saltpillar)

mi0da:

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

EXTREME

(via cherrlm)

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

(via mscoolcat)