"The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon."
— The stories fairytales don’t tell (via caliginosity-)
tumblrbot said: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Robots because they will enslave us shortly.
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
— Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)